we’ve gone to King’s Landing by mistake (c)
we can’t stay here, it’s a lion country (c)
Jon, Sam, Pyp and Grenn steal Aemon’s potions and as much food as they can, make a vow that they’ll be back by the end of the week and go on a wild trip across Westeros and beyond. They stagger through King’s Landing, with a little help from Sassy Gay Renly, and a little weed from Littlefinger; they encounter Jaime, who side-eyes them as only Jaime can, then find Nymeria who ate all those potions they have saved and, having started a huge riot, run to the nearest ship to go anywhere. Then they meet Drogo, get into a fight, somehow manage to escape, find the dragon eggs, try to smoke them, burn down the whole village, and find tree newborn dragons the next morning.